| Me and my roommate began drinking this extra ordinary drink early one Saturday morning, after drinking around 3 glasses a piece we realized we could no longer feel our faces, needless to say this drink brings out the underlying aggression in any good hearted American. My roommate ripped a water fountain out of the wall while proceeded to break a street sign and toss in (spartan warrior style) through an unsuspecting Mcdonalds drive thru window. Neither of us could recall these events but we learned of them through the 4 girls we woke up with the next morning. Apparently this drink also contains a small amount of pheromones in it (similar to the popularized cologne "sex panther"). So if you are looking for a wildly violent or possibly romantic night this drink is for you.
Is this from a movie? I'm having a hard time believing this is serious.
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| On my way to Gulf Shores a few weeks ago, I found myself lost. Well, maybe not *LOST*, exactly, but I had a pretty good hunch that I was going to have to turn around. As it turns out, the first available place to reverse my direction happened to be a church.
I took this as an opportunity to speak with God. I said "God, I am Lost, please give me your Guidance and help me find my Way." So I left the church, hopeful that I had been enlightened.
Turns out, I still went the wrong way, because the lady at the gas station told me so. I had to turn back around and keep on truckin'.
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| So apparently when you mix Great Value Strawberry Drank with Great Value Cherry Limeade Drank, you get Lunchables Cola.
I honestly didn't expect it to taste like that.
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| I'm sure I'm taking this wrapper completely out of context, but that doesn't change the fact that I still think it's pretty funny. I found a piece of a wrapper on the ground this morning, and it reads: CHOCOLATE CHIPS!
NOW WITH REAL CHOCOLATE CHIPS! |
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